The following commentaries are by Bob Collins, Nancy Novotny and Viv Crockford. Email your own for inclusion here.
1. Flowers Around Me
Tune by Mick, words by Bob.
Not sure why we picked this as the first song. We unintentionally got a
double tracked Day Tripper-like sound on the intro due simply to
someone forgetting to mute the guide guitar track (who was on that
fader?). During the middle ‘Angela Kelly’ section we wanted
this really loud heavy guitar to swoop in and sound like Cream.
Didn’t really work out like that! And who exactly is Angela
Kelly?
2. I’m Not The Devil
Tune by Mick, words by Bob
This was quite an early one of Mick’s, unashamedly Monkees-like
and in-your-face poppy. May well have been chosen for the single if not
for Strawberries. Allan remembers that on the take we used, Ian
finished one chorus repeat too early. In the interests of time we went
with what we had and you can still hear the bass spill at the end where
Mark was still playing.
3. Tony Bastable vs John Noakes
Tune and words by Bob
Originally called Tony Bastable's Indiscretion, a reference to
absolutely nothing. This really doesn’t really sound like
anything else on the album. The melody was originally was inspired by
Silver by Echo and the Bunnymen. Ian’s drumbeat unexpectedly
turned it into a Motown sounding thing. I went overboard with the
surrealist lyrics.
4. You Make Me Say It Somehow
Tune and words by Bob
The vocal melody is a sneaky borrow from A House Is Not A Motel by Love
together with a bit of Eight Days A Week thrown in in places. The title
came from a wrongly transcribed lyric in a Beatles songbook. In the
song I’ll Cry Instead there’s a line ‘I’ll try
to make you sad somehow’ which was written as ‘..say it
somehow’.
5. Mary Won’t Come Out To Play
Tune by Mick, words by Bob
Most of my lyrics tended to be pretty functional and forgettable, but I
was fairly proud of these as a whole, a lot of humour and double
meanings. I could try a line by line explanation….but then
again, no. We used to joke that this would make a good Christmas No 1
for 1985.
6. I Had An Excellent Dream
Tune by Bob and Mick, words by Mark
This was a rare three-way collaboration. It was based on my opening
riff and chord structure, over which Mick came up with the vocal melody
and Mark supplied what I thought were great lyrics and his best to
date. This rightly became one of our most celebrated songs and many
people’s favourite. It turned out pretty much like I wanted it to
i.e. like it could have been on The Byrds' first album, complete with a
Feel A Whole Lot Better solo.
7. Kinder Still
Tune by Mick, words by Mark
I think this one has stood the test of time well and is, dare I say it,
one of the more ‘mature’ songs on the album. It has quite a
resonant quality partly due to the overdubbed drone guitar notes and
the clarinet.
8. The Little Engineer’s Set
Tune by Mick and Bob, words by Bob
This was a true hybrid with my verse patched together with a Mick
chorus written totally independently of each other but which seemed to
go together well. The title came from the box of a child’s toy
that happened to be lying nearby while we were rehearsing.
9. Tangerine
Tune by Mick, words by Mark
The intro to this was based on a riff from an REM song Moral Kiosk.
Jeff the engineer got an amazing sound on his Rickenbacker so that with
the same settings there was a very jangly sound on the high strings and
a very grungy un-Rickenbacker sound on the low strings for the intro.
The talking in the middle section is me reading out the entry for
Tangerine in Larousse Gastronomique. Lots of people seem to remember
this as an arch moshing song.
10. Back To The Grave
Tune by Mick, words by Mark and Ian
This is a strange one really, not really that strong a song but it had
a great riff and a really powerful middle bit, which Ian particularly
liked because he could let rip with some Moonesque drumming. You can
hear the clarinet keys clicking on the quiet bits which was annoying at
the time and I still hear every time I listen to this. Ian and Mark
wrote the lyrics minutes before Mick recorded it. The two of them were
lying on the studio floor while Mick did his take and it’s them
you can hear at the start of the song, laughing at what they’d
just given Mick to sing (e.g. ‘The egg I fried, back to the
grave’)
11. The Arrow Points To The Spot
Tune by Mick, words by Bob
We did some Revolver-style backwards guitar (and backwards vocals) on
this track. When you hear someone apparently shout ‘Morag’
at the end it is, in fact, Ian yelling ‘Harold’ in an
Albert Steptoe impression. The title came from a tabloid newspaper
caption indicating the scene of some grisly event or other.
Wipe all the tears/Why pull the tears?/Why, Paul, the tears?
12. Everything In The Garden
Tune by Mick, words by Mark and Bob
A really good little moody, psychedelic song where all the instruments
just combine perfectly. The bass intro was remenicscent of the
Jam’s Tales From The Riverbank. We especially liked the one-note
middle section that goes on for about a minute and often extended this
part live if we were feeling in a revolutionary, Velvet Underground
frame of mind. My Bloody Valentine did a similar thing a few years
later with You Made Me Realise although probably at 100 times the
volume. We tried a much speeded up version of this live a couple of
years later for some reason. Mick's favourite song.
13. One Of Our Psychedelic Beakers Is Missing (OOOPBIM)
Tune by Mick, words by Bob
The title is from something Mark actually said to me during a camping
holiday in Paignton the previous summer which instantly gave rise to
one of those ‘Hey-that-would-be-a-great-title-for-a-song’
moments. Mick’s intro is a replica of More Than A Feeling. This
song really rocks along and has was described as
‘rumbustuous’ in one review which was spot on really. I
think it’s also the only song on which we kept the guide lead
guitar that was played live with the bass and drums. Nice whammy-bar
action even though I do say so myself!
14. Strawberries Are Growing In My Garden (And It’s Wintertime)
Tune and words by Mick
This was one of the very first true Dentists songs. Before Mick joined,
Mark, Ian and I were a fairly rudimentary post-punk 3-piece, into the
Buzzcocks, Bunnymen, the Fall etc. With Mick two things changed. First
he had a very melodic, tuneful voice which in itself changed our sound
completely. Also, with Mick playing second guitar, I was able to get
into more intricate Byrds-like jangling. Strawberries was really the
first song where that all came into place. Mick had written it all
before he played it to us, including a complete set of lyrics, which
was very unusual for him. I just supplied the Byrdsy riff and there it
was. This quickly became the live favourite and pretty much picked
itself as the first single.
15. Burning The Thoughts From My Skin
Tune by Mick, words by Bob
Mick presented this one to us only a couple of weeks before the
recording and we instantly thought we should record it in preference to
whatever else we had been considering (maybe a traditional one song
b-side). This was easily our most complex song up to that point, but in
a good way (as in XTC not 10CC). It was a devil to learn it in time,
but we were determined and, typically for us, we decided to blood it by
opening our next gig with it, before we got it into the studio. Great
meaningless psychedelic title too!
16. Doreen
Tune by Mick, words by Bob
When Mick first played us this song it was actually ‘Glory,
glory, glory’. A lot of Mick’s songs had a war/death theme
which we always tried to change into something a bit more suited to our
indie pop sensibilities. We often ended with this at our early gigs and
was a good one to go into an extended work out at the end
Bob Collins (guitarist)
1. “Flowers Around
Me” The perfect lead-off track, with a great riff that
hooks you in immediately. Sets the bar for Mick’s great
overdubbed vocals and harmonies that continue throughout the
album. And I love the growling, non-sequitur bridge that
immortalises Angela Kelly, whoever she may be.
2. “I’m not the Devil” Probably my personal
favorite track on the album. I simply cannot keep from tapping my
feet to the eighth-beat tambourine and sha-la-la-ing along.
3. “Tony Bastable vs. John Noakes” The
Dentists’ lyrical wit at its apex. “Holy Moses,
butter and marg, you look so little, but you loom so large.”
Genius.
4. “You Make Me Say It Somehow” Perfect psychedelic
pop. Proudly and beautifully wears its Forever Changes-era
Love influences on its (ruffled) sleeve.
5. “Mary Won’t Come Out to Play” Peppered with
childhood, seaside, and pseudo-religious imagery, this lovely track is
dreamy, but quite decidedly cheeky.
6. “I Had an Excellent Dream” A legendary track and a
true classic. Again, it’s all about the riff.
I’ve always found Bob’s deliciously jagged guitar attack
and warm tone to be completely brilliant and all his own, and
it’s showcased to full effect here.
7. “Kinder Still” In the mid-eighties it was all
about the jangle for me, so I definitely spun this one many times back
in the day. When I reviewed the "Dressed" compilation for my
radio station in 1992, I described this track as, “a mid-tempo,
minor key, folk/psych mini-masterpiece.”
8. “The Little Engineer’s Set” Driven by an
unusual, almost sinister bassline, this track is another favorite of
mine. I have quoted the line, “I’m in love with
paisley ties again, let me look into your eyes again,” more times
than I can count.
9. “Back to the Grave” Mark once told me the reason
for the laughter during the intro (I seem to recall him describing a
laddish joke that was made at a certain Dentist’s expense), but
I’ve long since forgotten the details. An odd track,
blending clarinet(!) and garage-y psych rock. Is this one of the
highest notes that Mick has ever hit?
10. “Tangerine” A tidbit of backwards fun into a
throbbing intro that transforms itself into upbeat Denti-pop.
Bob’s recitation from a cookery book still stands as a highlight
for me.
11. “The Arrow Points to the Spot” A brilliant segue
from “Tangerine,” this is another track that should be held
up as an example of how perfect psychedelic pop
can be.
12. “Everything in the Garden” I never understood why
this lovely track was left off the "Dressed" compilation. D minor
may be the saddest key, but A minor runs a close second. I have
fond memories of the upbeat twist the guys gave this song in their live
sets circa 1986.
13. “One of Our Psychedelic Beakers Is Missing”
Closes the affair with great punch. I love the tinkly, twinkly
sounds (are these the psychedelic beakers?) that bookend the piece.
14. “Strawberries” Could a single be more
perfect? I think not. Talk about hitting a home run right
out of the gate.
15. “Burning the Thoughts from My Skin” This song
never registered much with me back in the day, but listening again,
I’m finding it quite a satisfying slab of classic
Dentistry. I love how the moments of tension are countered by the
pure pop release.
16. “Doreen” Oh how I love
“Doreen.” I am so happy it’s finally seeing a
wider release. I have vivid memories of listening to this song on
my cassette Walkman during my 1986 UK visit as I headed down the hill
to the place I was staying. When the melody takes a turn
with the lyric “find a way to open wide, find a way to
fly,” my heart skips a beat, and a chill runs down my
spine. Every single time.
Nancy Novotny, Houston, Texas
Now to start with, the main thing
that strikes me (again as it did at the time all those years ago) is
how superior Side 1 is to Side 2. Which is not to denigrate
the latter (coz in doing this I’ve actually grown to love Side 2
much more than before), it’s mainly the fact that Side 2 oozes
(which is good), but Side 1 just grabs you, grooves you and makes you
wanna dance like being there live - it would just be simply rude, not
to mention impertinent, not to. And besides, how could you ever
not be happy listening to this sort of gas?!:
Groove One
1. Flowers Around Me
Brilliant opener, the dancing very much starts here. A tad more
(louder?) feedback in the last verse would’ve been good but hey
– let’s not be picky. Excellent.
2. I’m Not The Devil
This track is just sublime – the right side of playfully menacing
due to a fat dollop of gorgeousness lurking all over it. Divine
backing vocals. Fun, exciting, blinding.
3. Tony Bastable V John Noakes
Ah hey – can’t help it, it’s just one of my
favourites. Ace, simple bass, and again some great backing vox,
pity (sometimes grumpy old) Mark hardly ever let the band play it live
(but then I guess there was plenty else on offer so stop yer moaning
Viv).
4. You Make Me Say It Somehow
More excellent chiming guitar (I mean - when isn’t there?!), and
the genius line “Oh your pretty face…” etc.
And no surprise - more excellent b/vox (I mean – when isn’t
there?!). Nice drum rolls too, Vic!
5. Mary Won’t Come Out To Play
The slowy of the side, builds really nice and has what can only be
described (by me at the moment anyway) as some quite charming guitar
bits Bob!
6. I Had An Excellent Dream
What an intro, I mean what an intro!! Fantastic opening riff, an
excellent daydream of a way to start. This track also has some of
the best lyrics the Dentists have ever written (although of course Mick
only ever remembered to sing the one verse of every song live, so those
without the record could be forgiven for thinking otherwise. It
is actually great to hear it with all 3!). “I should have
told you not to fall for a promising smile” (which, sigh, of
course we all did. Worthwhile? - certainly was!) “and if
you give an inch I’d have take much more than a
mile”… (well be my guest!). Class. Ah, but
just how much did Mr Grump object to us clapping our way through his
bass solo? Remember – we only did it to wind you up (and coz we
loved it so much dummy!).
Groove Two
7. Kinder Still
Slightly downbeat as an opener for Side 2 I always thought, but no less
enchanting for it, it oozes along quite wistfully and it does have the
nice subtle clarinetty bits in it.
9. The Little Engineers Set
This always reminds me of something I can never quite put my finger
on. Funny little bit that fades slightly in the
‘could-actually–have-been-a-tad-more-interesting guitar
solo (or perhaps it just increases in volume - what happened there
Al?!). Still, good enough – we like it!
10. Back to the Grave
More clarinet, great little middle 8, but noticeable mainly for the
hysterical bits of laughter at the beginning. I must admit I do
like a bit of fun on my records (there’s a particular Supergrass
track that excels in this respect, but I digress yet again!).
16. Tangerine
Boys rant on about things small & orange and just the right level
on the talking bit so you can’t quite make it out properly (which
is how all talking bits on records should be). Nicely hazy &
fuzzy in parts. Oh and how we moshed to this one live.
21. The Arrow Points To The Spot
And given that it does after all – why pull the tears from your
eyes? Check out that backwards guitar – groovy baby!
8. Everything In The Garden
Floats and pleasantly rolls along in its own little world building
nicely (ever so slightly!) Who-like to the end. Eventually
mutated into the fast live version – oh yes, more moshing (now
why does that word sound so quaint now?!). Anyway, goes to show -
some of the best guitar riffs are just a couple of notes really.
AR. One Of Our Psychedelic Beakers Is Missing
Simple but great guitar & bass opening riff. I mean Bob - you
could almost trip over into that banjo sound a tad at times when not
gloriously chiming, but this is just basically great, clever in its
simplicity (and you are one of my favourite guitarists in that
respect). Which reminds me - one of the really excellent things
about the Dentists is/was there was always space in the music for all
the instruments (including the vocals) to be heard, so nothing was ever
competing for attention. Simple but clever. Dunno about you
but I like that.
And so on to:
Strawberries
Ah Strawberries. Truly sublime, ridiculously great – one of
my favourite records of all time. What can I say? - perfect
guitar part, truly great vocal, truly sublime harmonies, everything
just fits so perfectly and for a debut it’s bloody
stunning! One thing about this record though is it really has to
be played loud otherwise it sounds far too trebley, but should be
sorted on CD, so I’m hoping.
Burning The Thoughts From My Skin
Always going to pale a little after the title track but has its own charm nonetheless.
Doreen
For want of a better word this is really quite a sweet track –
slightly naïve, innocent, great little melody, more nice b/vs, ah
youth…
Viv Crockford (Rochester)